JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST

[Jen]

SO
MOM WON'T GIVE ME MY ALLOWANCE
UNTIL I MAKE ONE PHONE CALL
WHICH I WOULD'VE MADE
IF SHE GOT ME UP AT 9
LIKE I TOLD HER TO YESTERDAY
BUT NO
SHE GOT ME UP AT 10:30 INSTEAD
BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL DAD GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER
SO NO CHAOS WOULD ENSUE
SINCE I ALSO HAD TO TAKE A SHOWER
I COULD'VE MADE CALLS IN THAT TIME FRAME
BUT NO
MOM HAD TO BE RETARDED
I'LL JUST REFUSE TO DO THE CALLS
AND JUST DO THEM TOMORROW
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF SHE SPENDS IT ON CIGARETTES
THE WHORE CAN'T EVEN SURVIVE A YEAR WITHOUT THEM ANYWAYS






I'M JUST READY TO LEAVE THIS HELL HOLE FULL OF RETARDEDNESS

[Andy]

RUN AWAY


COME HERE




PLZ