HAI GAIZ

[Andy]

SORRY I WAS GONE


I WISH I COULD TELL YOU
I WENT ON A MAGICAL VACATION
RANDY KIDNAPPED ME
OR SOMETHING

BUT
NO

MOM LOCKED ME IN MY ROOM
WITH NO FOOD
NO WATER
NO WAY OUT




SO

I LAID THERE


DID NOTHING


THE WHOLE FUCKIN' TIME



BUT I'M OUT NOW.




AND INSTEAD OF GOING INTO DETAILS
ABOUT IT

I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU WITH THIS